5 – The 1,000 Names of the Nameless Alan, a photo by mattharvest on Flickr.

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As it turns out, Alan is actually quite uninteresting when repeated 1,000 times.

12-27-11 Nick Nolte, the Plumed Serpent, a photo by mattharvest on Flickr.

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Nick Nolte appears on The View to promote the Book of Revelation. When Joy Behar asks him what he thinks of all of the 2012 end-time theories, Nick Nolte pulls back his beard and reveals his writhing second beard of feathered snakes. "These weren’t here last year," he says. "What does that tell you?"
-the Great Scribe, That is All, 12/27/11.